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A musician violently plays his guitar at a cafe. 
Ronald Mike strums his long hard guitar at a cafe in Austin.
After smoking weed for two hours, he plays five hours of jingle bells.

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Students react as teachers reenacting 50 shades of gray. 
Students at Travis High School are horrified as their sex ed. teachers show them how it's done.
This is a new tradition in austin high schools.

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Kansas struggles to regains their lead in a play off game. 
Josh Moore tries his hardest to play sports.
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afganistans get pissed off after watch walking dead
afganistans rebel leader 'Tinkkiwikki" saw'd the season finally of the walking dead and got pissed off at the little poodle's death. so he started a third World War. HAIL TIKKI!!!!! - Morgan freeman